Jokes

[B+.]

My son just told me this joke:

Q. When Noah was loading the ark, where did he put the bees?

A. In the "ark-hives"!

 

[For want of a better word]

VMD

Nos da

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

One for DerekM amongst others here:

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but wasn't sure whether it was there or not

 

[user 6228]

One for DerekM amongst others here:

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but wasn't sure whether it was there or not

 

[REDWOOD]

A young couple just finished making love.....can i continue.

 

[Millet]

The other half asked for something silky for her Birthday, i bought her a tin of paint, no doubt it will be the wrong colour.