Joke

[Frisbee]

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.

So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry.. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'

Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all. My wife won twice last week.'

 

[hedgerow pete]

heres two more jokes
1 there is a new skirt on the fashion markets its called the grey hound on the account its an inch away from the hare

2 there is a couple in bed on there fist night when the guy sees a photo of a bloke by the bedside, "is that you father or brother " he asks "no" replies the girl, " your uncle or nephew " he asks, the girl laughs and replies " no " again
"an exboy friend " he asks sheepishly," no" she replies " it was me 12 months ago "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!