I quit now.......

[GlenJ]

Outstanding!

 

[mbc]

Did you hear about the scarecrow who received an award ?

 

[mbc]

For being outstanding in his field !

 

[GlenJ]

or the man who kept a Shitzu?

 

[GlenJ]

It had no animals!

 

[mbc]

A Finnish(here you can substitute nationality of choice= English, for most of the world) man with a toad on the side of his head went to the doctors,
Dr. asks "What seems to be the problem?"
Toad answers " well it started as a boil on my bum!"

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

A Finn and a dane arrange a drinking session, the dane turns up at the Finns house with three bottles of vodka, the Finn has the same ready on the table.
They sit down at opposite sides of the table and silently the Finn breaks open one of his bottles of vodka and carefully pours two glasses, they both drink up and this continues until the Finn has emptied his three bottles.
The Dane then opens the first of his three bottles, pours each a drink, lifts his glass and says 'Skol!' The Finn slams down his glass, glowers at the Dane and shouts 'Look,Pal, are we here to drink or to chat!?'

 

[drstitson]

a Finn and a Brit each have a day off work.
At the nightfall the Finn has harvested and bottled 500kg of honey. The Brit is still waiting for his Ocado delivery of 10 bags of sugar ordered using a £5 off first delivery voucher.

 

[Finman]

Finnish, English, French,
Swedish and Norwegian were onboard.

After a while, it was found that the second machine
the engines went out. It took a moment, and another
went out. There were only two parachutes, and they wondered, who gonna use them.
Suddenly , a French opened the door and jumped down crying at the same time, "Long live French Revolution ".

Others wondered what was that!

Suddenly an Englishman shouted "Long live our kingdom," and jumped down.


Finnish and Norwegian looked to each other that what next?

Suddenly they caught the neck of Swedish and threw him out and shouted: : "Long live the Scandinavian co-operation! "

 

[Finman]

Finnish, Swedish and English were jammed on a distant isle where lived a cannibal tribe. Tribe king said that everyone may ask one wish before they were killed and the skins are used to boats.

First he asked from Englishman, that he would like to get. Englishman wanted a knife and got it. It shouted "Long live the king," and cut the throat open.

Then the king asked from Swedish, what he hopes. Swedish hoped knife and got it, and shouted that "Long live the queen!" and cut the throat open.

Then the king asked the Finnish wishes. He asked for a fork. Well, the Finnish took a fork and beat the his skin full of holes, and shouted: "Eat me, but a boat you will not get from my skin!

 

[drstitson]

shame - i thought that last one was going to be the Finnish version of "Death or Mau-Mau"

 

[pargyle]

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I have 2 hives and I never treat them for varroa.

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That's more like it ... British Humour ... you've been lying to us - you're just pretending to be Finnish !!

 

[Finman]

There were two Finnish soldiers in Finnish Winter War. Temp was -40C. They shivered. Then another guy offered pea soup to another: would you like some peasoup ?

Of course. Splended! He ate with pleasure and then he asked: From where did you get this soup?
Over there, from a Russian's stomach.
Then the food jumped out from soldier's stomach.
Another guy put a food dish under the cascade and said: "Thanks to you warming up the soup".

 

[Finman]

That's more like it ... British Humour ... you've been lying to us - :

According that I should be in zoo.

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[Ely]

So what is the purpose of life if you cant leave something behind for future generations ?

Sex and good food

 

[norfolknchance]

stupid replys

Single minded yes. Better than mindless. I have not long been a member, some posts I have posted seemed to be half ridicule and half sort of interest,I am dyslexic and was immediately attacked for my prononceation im my post which really surprized me.Why type a snydey reply what point is that??????????




Everyone means means "ment to white skin native gentlemen"

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I have not long been a member, some posts I have posted seemed to be half ridicule and half sort of interest,I am dyslexic and was immediately attacked for my prononceation im my post which really surprized me.Why type a snydey reply what point is that??????????

 

[Polyanwood]

Glad you weren't too put off norfolkandchance and are still with us.

 

[Finman]

I have really surprized me.Why type a snydey reply what point is that??????????

norfolk.....you quoted Finman, but it is not my text. Look, whose it. I do not write that nicely.

.i use more drama

 

[GrumpyBunny]

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

I know as a one hive owner I should not get involved, but maybe the thread could be renamed from I quit now....... to Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night?

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.


Dylan Thomas

 

[rolande]

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I cannot sleep when I see your big thinking...sigh
Piss went into my pants

Keith, don't piss on me.

Finman always goes on a forum wobble around the August bank holiday every year...

He will settle back down.

That's OK then.