First ever jar of honey

[Luminos]

I used to live near a scrumpy maker and was told...' Sorry, no scrumpy - all the rats have been dying of diseases lately'!

They wouldn't age a barrel unless it had a newly deceased rat in it...

Arrgghh....running for the hills....

Why? Are you a vegetarian?

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Why? Are you a vegetarian?

Aren't we all?

You are what you eat. I eat cows, cows eat grass - ergo I must be a vegetable.

Dusty.

 

[Luminos]

Aren't we all?

You are what you eat. I eat cows, cows eat grass - ergo I must be a vegetable.

Dusty.

That's just bull, Dusty Rhodes

 

[Finman]

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Great!

 

[alldigging]

I used to live near a scrumpy maker and was told...' Sorry, no scrumpy - all the rats have been dying of diseases lately'!

They wouldn't age a barrel unless it had a newly deceased rat in it...

Arrgghh....running for the hills....

I always wondered about all those apples they pick... there's got to be a few maggots in them...

 

[scuttlefish]

I always wondered about all those apples they pick... there's got to be a few maggots in them...

"Pick" apples? Most of the scrumpy I've had looked like they'd thrown the whole tree into the press!

 

[E1M]

Press!!!!
Real scrumpy trodden by the feet of filthy farmers and anyone else who happens to be passing by.

Hic!!!!

 

[alldigging]

Press!!!!
Real scrumpy trodden by the feet of filthy farmers and anyone else who happens to be passing by.

Hic!!!!

S'ok real scrumpy dissolves verrucas.

What I remember of my visits to the cider making places when I was a kid was the most enormous pit thing they tipped lorry loads of apples into... Oh and the free samples we sneaked in the room with the barrels.

Oh how I enjoyed those Sunday afternoon trips out.