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After retiring, a man went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked to see his driver’s license to verify his age. After looking in his pockets, he realised he’d left his wallet at home.
The man explained that he was sorry and that he would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said “Unbutton your shirt”. He opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair.
She said “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she continued to process the Social Security application.
When he got home he excitedly told his wife about the experience.
His wife responded “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too”.
The man explained that he was sorry and that he would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said “Unbutton your shirt”. He opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair.
She said “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she continued to process the Social Security application.
When he got home he excitedly told his wife about the experience.
His wife responded “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too”.
