dead wife joke

[hedgerow pete]

A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly.

The undertaker said it will cost £5,000 to ship her home or £50 to bury her here.

The husband said ship her home.

The undertaker said "But sir why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money"

The husband said "A long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead........ I can't take the bloody chance

 

[hedgerow pete]

I was having trouble with my computer. so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

'No', I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Eric, the little ba***rd