Most silly request was from a woman who called to tell me....no kidding....that she had a problem with her tits. She could not get them to go inside.
Then it transpired that their box had been invaded by bees. A swarm had arrived that morning and now the tits will not go back inside.
It was only a couple of miles away and on my way to a bee site we were due to do that day anyway, so I agreed to visits all geared up to catch a swarm that was going to be small if it fitted inside a nest box.
It was bumble bees with a well established nest.....I guess the co tenants had stopped getting along fine. Looked like the tits were the new arrivals, as there were no eggs or chicks in the box.
Been called to all manner of things....of course you deal with ...you are a beekeeper! Charge MONEY???? surely you will get the honey? Even had folk want to charge ME for the objects they wanted disposed of. Sometimes it is swarms, but its equally often wasps, then there are bumble bees of various hues, wood wasps, mason bees, leafcutter bees, various flies, hoverflies, winged ants, and even bats. Fortunately no hornets up here.
Have been threatened with a lawyer if I don't deal with things for them.......and this included wasps and the bats! Not to mention the folk over 300 miles away that would not accept that as an excuse for not coming.
But most annoying of all was the heartfelt plea to come and deal with a swarm. It had arrived in their garden and it had been stinging their baby outside and one of their dogs was having to be taken to the vet. It would be easy to catch as it was in a low hanging bush in their front garden. Felt sorry for the people so I left the team and drove the hour it took to get to the peoples house, an isolated former farmhouse in the middle of nowhere.
On the way up the drive a tatty van I thought I recognised went past me leaving the place. I thought it was another beekeeper from som distance away. I got to the farmhouse and could see no swarm. A couple came out and told me they were sorry but I was too late, another beekeeper came just a few minutes after they called me and collected it. Upon further inquiry it turned out they had no baby, no dogs, and had told everyone that to get people to come quickly. They had called every beekeeper they could get a number for......at least 10 of us. When I 'expressed my unhappiness' and the hours of work and cash coming to their aid had cost, and why did they not call me back when the swarm was collected to save me the trip me they told me that was my problem. Still fizzing I was on my way down their drive when I met another beekeeper from Perth on his way in to collect this nuisance swarm. They had called his wife at home, and expressed how much of an emergency it was, and she got in touch with him at work and he saw his employers and explained the situation and was given time off to go help out. The air was blue when I told him what had transpired.
Makes you very suspicious of swarm calls..........
I sent the couple a bill. I charged them for everything I could think of just to make a point of what they had cost me....and probably others too. Included fuel, van costs, hours of my time, lost production from not getting my own bees done. They never paid it of course and all we got was a very cheeky letter back but it at least got some frustration off my chest. Not worth suing them for it, and could not have made it stick anyway.
For all that gripe, the vast majority are very appreciative that you go out of their way to help and are actually fascinated to watch you at work.