one thing that really gets my goat is the number of people who move out of town to "the countryside" and the first thing they do is tarmac the lane and stick a ruddy great search light up....
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You'll find them in every Village in the UK.
and see them on TV, looking for a "little old country cottage".
Must be 19th Century or earlier with;
4+ "decent sized" bedrooms,
High ceilings,
Large Double-glazed windows (that won't need painting),
Wide staircase,
Mains Gas/sewage,
Tarmacked drive to double garage,
<100yards from a gastro pub,
Parking restrictions that stop local pub-patrons parking in the road (where they might bump the Range Rover)
oh & 40MBPS internet connection!
Don't they realise they didn't build things like that until the 90's??
Then, if they ever move in, they start campaigning for;
Street lighting to be installed,
"Dog friendly" stiles through the sheep pastures,
10MPH speed Limit,
Speed ramps (outside someone ells' house),
Planning constraints on the older (Quaint) properties in the village, (
after they've put in the 5th bedroom, extended the garage & tarmacked the front garden).
And the bee hives on the cricket pitch, (same field 300m from the pitch) presents a danger to children using them as goalposts?