another one from Planet Rock

[Geoff]

Good source of jokes is the Rick Wakeman show. Wish i could remember more of them.

A man driving down the motorway when his boss rings him up.
His boss tells him that he has promoted him.
He is so surprised he swerves.
Further down the road his boss rings him again and tells him he has promoted him further.
Again he is so surprised he swerves across the road.
Even further down the motorway his boss rings him a third time and tells him that he has decided to make him managing director of the company.
He is so taken aback by this that he swerves right off the road and crashes into a tree.
Eventually the police arrives and the policeman asks the man what happened.
He replied
"I don't really know. I was driving along and then I just.........
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careered off the road!"

 

[hedgerow pete]

the two best from rick are this year

a new skirt has been designed its called the grayhound...........its so short its an inch from the hair
and the best

a young couple are lying in bed after there meeting the night before. the lad turns over and sees by her bedside a photo of another man,
"is that your father , brother " he asks , she laughs and says no that not them
concerned he asks is that your cousin or nephew, no its not them either she replys,
now very concerned she still has the old boyfriend on show he asks , is that you last love???? she giggles and says no to that ether
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IT WAS ME 12 MONTHS AGO SHE ANSWERS !!!!