Gilberdyke John
Queen Bee
- Joined
- May 5, 2013
- Messages
- 5,649
- Reaction score
- 1,961
- Location
- HU15 East Yorkshire
- Hive Type
- 14x12
- Number of Hives
- 10
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds
that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As
he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just
Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they
make - available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am
the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that
they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have
advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If
you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put
the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the
booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am
the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that
they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to
step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds
they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I
don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on
European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still
can't recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant,
"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As
he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just
Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they
make - available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am
the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that
they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have
advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If
you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put
the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the
booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am
the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that
they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to
step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds
they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I
don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on
European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still
can't recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant,
"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
