3 Word Story

[darrenperrett]

the only ferrett

 

[victor meldrew]

And Compo Too

 

[Widdershins]

for a pint

 

[MrB]

of real ale

 

[darrenperrett]

and a packet

 

[beedons]

of vextatious litigants

 

[Widdershins]

claiming many different

 

[Heather]

social security numbers

 

[Widdershins]

and living in

 

[tazbee]

Sin, with their

 

[Heather]

vicars daughter, and

 

[Widdershins]

scythes and threshers

 

[Heather]

so the gamekeeper...

 

[victor meldrew]

Heather advertises Maltesers

 

[beedons]

don't melt in

 

[Heather]

there either, so

 

[MrB]

where do they

 

[Heather]

melt, shall we

 

[tazbee]

Pop one in

 

[Widdershins]

and see? It