The Hyde Ranger
House Bee
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2009
- Messages
- 150
- Reaction score
- 0
- Location
- Swansea, South Wales.
- Hive Type
- 14x12
- Number of Hives
- 4
Teacher "Billy if there are five birds on a fence and You shoot one, how many are left ?"
Billy "None the others would fly away."
Teacher "The answer is four but I like the way You think."
Billy "I have a question for You Miss. There are three women eating ice cream cones, one licking, one biting and one sucking. Which one is married?"
Teacher nervously answers "The one sucking"
Billy "The answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way You think too."
Billy "None the others would fly away."
Teacher "The answer is four but I like the way You think."
Billy "I have a question for You Miss. There are three women eating ice cream cones, one licking, one biting and one sucking. Which one is married?"
Teacher nervously answers "The one sucking"
Billy "The answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way You think too."