Pea soup

[Finman]

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Once there was a man who loved pea soup. But problem was that it generated gas a lot.

A man was going to married and the bride demanded that OK but you do not touch ever pea soup.

So it went 10 year and the man did not eate soup. But then it was 10 y marriage day and he went to home with flower bush, he noticed that in the window "eat pea soup with 1£ so much as you want". Hmm. does it matter if I taste a mouthfull? He took one dose and it was good. Another dose and third. It was good. Stomach was full.

So he walked home and the wife opened the dood: " Hi, I have a surprise to you!"

The wife tied his eyes and took him to living room. The door bell rang and wife went to open the door and she start to talk long.

The pressure in stomach rised and the is forced to let silent fart out. HUH what an odor. He wiped odor away with flower bush. Again, pressure out, HUH, and wiping.

Finally the wife come and opened the tie from his eyes.
WHAT WAS THE SURPRISE

 

[Finman]

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No one has quessed. It was 25 relatives in living room.