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having missed the market opportunity before, what I predicted has come to pass..........http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1225171/David-Victoria-Beckham-spend-1-400-finding-perfect-designer-pet--micro-pigs.html
I am therefore announcing that my new company "Scrambld" will be offering a new product to the discerning market - the "Piggyhus", made from the same usual hard-to-clean, impossible to sterilise, condensation-causing el cheapo placcy cold box material, in tasteful trendy shades - puke pink, kermit green, and "only a trendy twit in designer glasses could suggest it", purple and orange.
It comes complete with a designer dwarf piggy (well actually we've cornered the market in runts, but don't let on!), and we include a course for your nanny/au pair/toy boy - to you, £7,995 delivered (also includes vac pac machine for bacon, and 2 hooks for the hams......)
 

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