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On a not dissimilar vein:

Spell chequer​

Martha Snow​

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
That actually looks like what they must use for subtitles on bbc/itv news
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Not just me who goes outside in slippers? Not normally in shorts and carrying a pike though.😎
they're galligaskins, not shorts, and poseur's galligaskins too, ultra short to show off the wearer's stockinged thighs
This is a tricky one. If she is grey haired it will be every week on Tuesdays but if she has brown hair it will be every three weeks on a Wednesday. The brown haired lady will obviously be cheaper and will be environmentally friendly while the grey haired lady will interfere with your weekly inspection and in the end may turn out to be rubbish.