I quit now.......

[pargyle]

Can I still be a football hooligan when I get my pension?

Lots of them about ... call them GERIOOLIGANS !!!

 

[victor meldrew]

Can I still be a football hooligan when I get my pension?

At 76 ,I'm referred to as a Senile Delinquent
VM.

 

[Dishmop]

You only go sit to your computer and do something 2 hours. No human being work that little, - and with his arse...

Took a bit of working out.

do you mean "and on his arse"?

If so, then if it wasnt for people who work on their arses then we wouldnt have all those research papers on google where they tell us that mites harm bees and that they havent found a cure yet.............

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

More confirmation that he doesnt understand what is being written.

Or what he's saying come to that (I don't anyway)

 

[Dishmop]

My Sooty puppet has reported me for abuse.... Said I touched him in his arse 55 years ago.

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

I hear that Rolf Harris has been charged with making indecent images - about time he was brought to account for the Queen's portrait.

Makes you wonder about Jake the Peg's extra leg!

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

And as for muffin the mule...............................

 

[Dishmop]

And as for muffin the mule...............................

Not guilty....

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Can you see what it is yet!

 

[Dishmop]

is it sausage?

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Apparently Rolf was unavailable for comment as he wants to spend some time alone in his studio - if he'd done that in the first place..................

 

[Dishmop]

you mean stuck to his pictures?

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Not if he wiped them clean after he'd finished

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Looks like he's creeping back to the other side!

http://www.beekeepingforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=26402

 

[TryingToLetThemBee]

I always heard "Tiny kangaroo down, sport". Turns out I was right or rather', "Tiny kangaroo down. Sport!"

 

[Dishmop]

Not if he wiped them clean after he'd finished

The was a cartoon of his called Willoughby that he did that with.....

 

[Dishmop]

Looks like he's creeping back to the other side!

More google research......

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Knew he wouldn't resist a question on syrup making and inverting

 

[Dishmop]

Have excelled myself today..

4 hours work...............

Now.........

Do I repaint a couple of hive roofs.........

Clean the car.......

Take the car to be cleaned.......

Play with the R/C helicopter..........

Hhhhhmmmm.

Keyboard needs dusting.........

search google for Rolf and two little boys..


or just be lazy??????????

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

search google for Rolf and two little boys..

Careful - you can be arrested for downloading stuff like that!

I'm just going to sit in front of the computer twiddling my thumbs - same as I do in work at the moment really, so shouldn't be doing it on my day off!