bloody wives!!

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mark s

Field Bee
Jun 9, 2009
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Isle Of Wight
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16 + 3nuc's
A man wakes up in the hospital,bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, 'ah, i see you;ve regained consciousness.Now, you probably wont remember,but you were in a pile-up on the m6.... you're ok, you'll walk again and everything, but...... something happenned.

I'm trying to break this to you gently,butthe fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'

The man groans,but the doctor goes on,'you,ve got £9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you anew willy that will work as well as your old one did-better in fact! But the thing is,it does'nt come cheap.

It's £1,000 an inch.'

The man perks up at this.'so,'the doctor says,it's up to you to decide how many inches you want.....But it's something you will have to discuss with your wife.I mean,if you had a five inch one before,and you dfecide to go for a nine incher,she may be a bit put off.But if you had a nine incher before, and you decide only to invest in afive incher this time,she might be dissappointed.So it's important that she plays a role in your decision.'

The man agrees to talkto his wife.The doctor comes back the next day..'So'says the doctor,'have you spoken to your wife?'
'I have' says the man.

'And has she helped to in making the decision?'

Yes,she has,'says the man

'And what is it ?' asks the doctor

'Were getting granite worktops.':svengo::svengo::svengo: