grahambee
House Bee
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2010
- Messages
- 181
- Reaction score
- 0
- Location
- Hampshire uk
- Hive Type
- National
- Number of Hives
- 4
Apiary Security System – perhaps!
Step 1 Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots
Step 2 Put them at the entrance to your apiary along with a copy of ‘Guns & Ammo’
Step 3 Put some giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
Step 4 Leave a note at the gate:
"Gone for more ammo and beer. Back soon.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the postman up bad this morning.
I don't think Killer took part but hard to tell from all the blood.
Better wait outside. Be right back”
taken from Petersfield and District BKA December newsletterStep 1 Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots
Step 2 Put them at the entrance to your apiary along with a copy of ‘Guns & Ammo’
Step 3 Put some giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
Step 4 Leave a note at the gate:
"Gone for more ammo and beer. Back soon.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the postman up bad this morning.
I don't think Killer took part but hard to tell from all the blood.
Better wait outside. Be right back”