Wearing wellies

[thorn]

I've never worn wellies. My trousers fold down on my shoes, and my bee suit overlaps them. I've never had a problem with bees climbing up inside my trouser legs.
Until today. And she got right to the top. I was tidying up and crouched down to pick something up, whereupon she stung my scrotum.
In future, it's boots.
And no, pictures will not be posted.

 

[AndrewD]

Ouch

 

[MartinL]

I've never worn wellies.

Welsh tradition anyhow!

A little higher, (Honey bee sting Pain index by Michael A Smith) and you'd have scored an Extra 0.3 points on the pain scale!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11872697/Scientist-who-let-bees-sting-him-on-25-different-body-parts-awarded-Ig-Nobel-prize.html

And no, pictures will not be posted.

Wait for the swelling, they won't need pics, you might need a wheel barrow (AKA Buster from VIS).

 

[snelgrove]

Years ago I had a tear in the crotch of my jeans, on crouching down a bee flew directly in and stung me on the proverbial, my wife wanted the pain to go but the swelling to stay

 

[Brigsy]

Haha

 

[Cussword]

I've never worn wellies. My trousers fold down on my shoes, and my bee suit overlaps them. I've never had a problem with bees climbing up inside my trouser legs.
Until today. And she got right to the top. I was tidying up and crouched down to pick something up, whereupon she stung my scrotum.
In future, it's boots.
And no, pictures will not be posted.

My eyes are watering... no, not with laughter..

Well, OK just a little bit but you do have my sympathy

 

[Webby]

Ouch!!! I was advised to wear wellies and always have and definitely will carry on now I've heard this.

 

[snelgrove]

Ouch!!! I was advised to wear wellies and always have and definitely will carry on now I've heard this.

I did actually get stung on the todger. Doesn't hurt anymore than anywhere else. It's all in the mind

 

[Webby]

I did actually get stung on the todger. Doesn't hurt anymore than anywhere else. It's all in the mind

Rather you than me! I'll have to take your word for that

 

[Millet]

Years ago I had a tear in the crotch of my jeans, on crouching down a bee flew directly in and stung me on the proverbial, my wife wanted the pain to go but the swelling to stay:icon_204-2:

, you might be onto something here , a new treatment for impotence with could reult in more swelling with the more stings administrated..

 

[Finman]

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What you have lost during your life, wellies odour...

 

[denise washington]

its even worse if your a woman especially when it gets to itching stage

 

[Millet]

its even worse if your a woman especially when it gets to itching stage

How can it be worse.. lol . our tack is on the outside which is more likely to be zapped. .

 

[denise washington]

think about it Milllolet

 

[Millet]

think about it Milllolet

Is that Milllolet Or (Millet lot), after a bee sting of coarse..

 

[denise washington]

millet lol

 

[Millet]

millet lol

Just messing by the way, i surely need to grow up..

 

[denise washington]

its better than been misserable like some a bit of fun hurts no one

 

[Finman]

Just messing by the way, i surely need to grow up..

You are OK, but you laugh in wrong places.
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[REDWOOD]

threw my wellies a few years ago, they rubbed like hell and bought some rigger boots instead.