Today's joke:

[beebopalula]

Yorkshireman with piles goes to the chemist for a remedy.....

Yorkshireman:

Nah then lad, durst tha have arse cream?

Chemist:

Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?

 

[simonrp]

would probably ease the itching

 

[PBee]

To be serious about it for a minute - its a reflection of the categorisation of ethnic groups with unique dialects. Being the Irish equivalent of a yorkshireman I can identify with this.

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[victor meldrew]

Yorkshireman with piles goes to the chemist for a remedy.....

Yorkshireman:

Nah then lad, durst tha have arse cream?

Chemist:

Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?

Lancashire man goes to the doctor reporting problems with his seat !
"Drop your trousers my man and let my have a look"
"why drop mi pants when t'rouble is wi mi seet?"
" I need to inspect your rectum !!!"
"Troubles wi mi een seet yuh bloody fool !"
VM

 

[For want of a better word]

You may need to explain....... there are a few beekeeperers in Essex !

 

[victor meldrew]

You may need to explain....... there are a few beekeeperers in Essex !

Een as in eyes ,Seet as in sight ,Seat as in seat
TOWIE
VM

 

[For want of a better word]

Bit of bovver wiv 'is mince pies... geddit!