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Jul 2, 2009
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Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got
increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after the
festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to their

Camilla flopped on the bed and said “Please remove my shoes darling.
Ones feet are killing One..”

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor.. But it would not budge.

“Harder” yelled Camilla, “Harder”

Charles yelled back, “I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!”

“Come on give it all you've got! “she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed “There! Oh God, that feels so good.”

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said “
See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!”

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the
other shoe when he cried out “Oh god, darling this one’s even tighter”

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen “That's my
boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!”
DrNick;29352 said:
Admin, must we have a new thread for each joke??? thread contains joke

If you don't want a new thread for each joke, why didn't you just put this one in the thread with your other? :)

Other forums I visit have a single thread for jokes, it means you have to trawl through the thread if you've not visited for a while or trawl through the adult forum if they have individual threads. Swings and Roundabouts if you ask me................I know you didn't :cheers2: