a nice fairy tale

[mark s]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
Said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
Motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
Drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
Toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

 

[hedgerow pete]

my hero

 

[jigsaw]

Oh yes! thats what you call a real fairy tale.

 

[Heather]

Bet she did a lot better too.... Probably owns the golf club he pays subs to

 

[milkermel]

thankyou heather, was just thinking the same thing! She also didnt have to wash his clothes, nurse his colds, cook his meals, feed the dogs, clean out the ferrets and answer that emergency call when he had forgotten to take his filofax with him so could she go home pick it up and transport it 30miles somewhere else to him, List really does go on, but best not as I might start to sound a bit bitter and twisted!

Oh one last thing she also didnt have to be the taxi run home from the pub

and had time to play with her bees in peace!!!

 

[Repwoc]

Oh one last thing she also didnt have to be the taxi run home from the pub

and had time to play with her bees in peace!!!

That's two things.

 

[Hivemaker.]

Milkermel,
your not looking for a job by any chance,you sound perfect to me.

 

[Heather]

You couldnt afford her

 

[Hivemaker.]

Might be able to part time Heather,if i save up,or perhaps i could get a grant.

 

[milkermel]

sorry but the one last thing was refering to things she would have to be doing for her prince. HENCE giving her time to play with the bees!!

Hivemaker, sounds tempting but OH would not be willing to release me even part time i dont think!

 

[Heather]

if i save up,or perhaps i could get a grant.

oh do tell me where from....

 

[Hivemaker.]

I only wish i knew myself Heather.

If i ever find out i promise i will let you know.

 

[Hombre]

Hivemaker, I'll see your grant and raise you two camels and a sheep.

OH might become tempted?

PS Because you're worth it!