ROYAL WEDDING ...hopefully I'll get away with this today...

[victor meldrew]

well, having celebrated the 412th birthday of Oliver Cromwell's on the 25th April ,i have decided that two celebrations in the same week are a bit much

so i will be making up frames on the patio today ( but the wife has been watching the TV since 8:00)

Ah!! The guy who tried to start is own Dynasty ???

John Wilkinson

Ps I am biased ! The Wigan motto is "Ancient and Loyal"

 

[For want of a better word]

30 /01/ 1649................

 

[fredbloggs]

Hahahaha

Well i would have wasted two gallons of petrol and half a day going to brinsbury. Not only that i would have felt a prize ***** as it's tomorrow!!

Many thanks to the one kind member who not only told me this but also did so via a pm - a thoughful touch. There are a few who would have had a field day with that howler?

I dont mind admitting to being a pillock if it helps publicise a good cause

Thanks To dpearce4

Regards fred

Ps talking of acting a pillock - i did return to sainsbury today but anxious to avoid recognition (what did i do in the apiary) following my last trip a la ponsy white wellies, I bottled it and went to a different branch.

Need not have bothered place was absolutely deserted at 3pm.

 

[pipewrench36]

I heard that Kate asked the Queen what the secret of a long marriage was, to which she replied, "Wear a seat belt and don't p155 me off".