Pork Crackling Problem.

[Dishmop]

Theres a big bit of pork crackling in my kitchen.

Every time I go in there I have to fight it off because it keeps shouting at me to eat it.

What should I do?

 

[mbc]

Eat the lot and walk it off under the stars before bed, lush !

 

[Luminos]

Think.
What would Nigella do?

 

[dpearce4]

slice it up, put it in a bag shake some salt in and then u have pork scratchings to eat with your beer or cider.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Think.
What would Nigella do?

Don't know - but undoubtedly it would require wearing a silk negligee and sensuously rubbing aromatic oils onto something.

Dusty

[Nurse! The screens!]

 

[Dishmop]

Don't know - but undoubtedly it would require wearing a silk negligee and sensuously rubbing aromatic oils onto something.

Ok. But can I use honey instead of the oils?

 

[notagain]

Send it to me , I have your best interest at heart

 

[hedgehog66]

Sound delicious
Baked fat and pig hair covered in salt, yummy yummy

 

[Drew]

Sound delicious
Baked fat and pig hair covered in salt, yummy yummy

Crackling.... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Ok. But can I use honey instead of the oils?

Dishmop, you've just made a happy man feel very old.

And slightly nauseous.

Dusty

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

Sound delicious
Baked fat and pig hair covered in salt, yummy yummy

And?...........is there anything better?

And to think somewhere in the world some poor misguided soul is eating tofu!

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

And?...........is there anything better?

....but thank goodness for statins!


Love pork scratchings.


I could never be a rabbi. Just not cut out for it.

Dusty.

 

[jenkinsbrynmair]

 

[Dishmop]

Dishmop, you've just made a happy man feel very old.

And slightly nauseous.

Who remembers Dirk Borgarde and the jam in The Night Porter?

 

[Drew]

Who remembers Dirk Borgarde and the jam in The Night Porter?

Is that anything like Marlon Brando and the butter in the Last Tango in Paris??

 

[Dishmop]

Is that anything like Marlon Brando and the butter in the Last Tango in Paris??

Not sure but probably..

 

[enrico]

Your pigs???

 

[Dishmop]

Your pigs???

Sainsburys.
Sourced from some who knows where.

 

[Luminos]

....but thank goodness for statins!


Love pork scratchings.


I could never be a rabbi. Just not cut out for it.

Dusty.

 

[Cazza]

Have you scoffed it yet?
I find a quick heat up in the microwave will restore it to perfection if it's lost it's crackle.
Cazza