Nurses don't laugh

[MJBee]

Subject: "Nurses do not laugh"

"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared.

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen.
Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the
floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.
Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

Things went downhill from there.

 

[Heather]

When I was a nurse, my flatmate was doing a dressing on a chaps circumcision when he asked her out for a date
Men - timing is everything

 

[jimbeekeeper]

Well at least they had somthing to talk about!

 

[FROGDOGDIVER]

When I was a nurse, my flatmate was doing a dressing on a chaps circumcision when he asked her out for a date
Men - timing is everything

And did she take him up on the offer....

 

[planbee]

She would have been quite safe...............until it healed, of course!

John

 

[Heather]

No she didnt - too embarrassed....,

 

[Nellie]

I thought Nurse and Embarrassed were mutually exclusive words.

 

[Heather]

Not always - mine was in theatre. When the surgeon stops -all stop.
He stopped, looked me up and down, gave an approving Hmmm and then carried on with surgery. I could have crawled into a laundry bin! But he was renowned for it- the cheeky bugger. I got my own back - but that was another story