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Best Smart Ass Answer of 2008?

A teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student at the back of the class raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. :smilielol5::rofl:

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.' :laughing-smiley-014
 

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