An Inspirational Thought.......

[Dusty Rhodes]

As the dark, snow-laden clouds gather overhead, and the piercing cold of winter penetrates the joints and marrow, I would like to share with one and all, an inspirational poem, handed on to me from my dear lamented father-in-law, who was to poesy what Ghengis Khan was to social work.

I was reminded of it in the cold, dark hours of last night, after a good curry.

You are invited to add your own wise words, to this thread.


(Clears throat.)


(Strikes dramatic pose: left hand on heart, head turned to the right, right hand and eyes raised to the heavens.)



"in Memory of Herbert Templeman Rooke"



The F*rt


The f*rt it is a wond'rous thing,
It gives the body ease.
It warms the bed on frosty nights,
And chloroforms the fleas.


I thank you.


Dusty.

 

[BeeJayBee]

 

[biglongdarren]

well you cant hold whats not in your hand.
Darren

 

[victor meldrew]

Where ere you be,
Let the wind be free,
In church or Chapel.
Let it rattle .
anon
VM

 

[biglongdarren]

here am standing broken hearted,
payed a penny,
an only farted!



Darren.

 

[Monsieur Abeille]

The f*rt it is a wond'rous thing,
It gives the body ease.
It warms the bed on frosty nights,
And chloroforms the fleas.

judging from the avitar

The f*rt it is a wond'rous thing,
It attracts lots of bees
Even if I'm bended over
Going weak at the knees

 

[Chrisfnvs]

How about:

pardon me for being so rude
but is was not me it was my food
it just popped up to say hello
now it`s gone back down below

 

[psafloyd]

Here I sit, all downhearted.
Paid a penny; only farted.

 

[psafloyd]

While I sit here, 'midst clouds of vapour,
I realise some ****'s used up all the paper.

 

[bees4u]

As the dark, snow-laden clouds gather overhead, and the piercing cold of winter penetrates the joints and marrow, I would like to share with one and all, an inspirational poem, handed on to me from my dear lamented father-in-law, who was to poesy what Ghengis Khan was to social work.

I was reminded of it in the cold, dark hours of last night, after a good curry.

You are invited to add your own wise words, to this thread.


(Clears throat.)


(Strikes dramatic pose: left hand on heart, head turned to the right, right hand and eyes raised to the heavens.)



"in Memory of Herbert Templeman Rooke"



The F*rt


The f*rt it is a wond'rous thing,
It gives the body ease.
It warms the bed on frosty nights,
And chloroforms the fleas.


I thank you.


Dusty.

Best thing I've read on here today

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Best thing I've read on here today

Thanks, Bees4u and everyone.

My wife is touched that her literary heritage has sparked off such appreciation and creativity.

We're expecting a blue plaque to be affixed to the house any day now.

D