davethegas
House Bee
So the 3 bears come home from a walk. " I fancy a beer" says daddy bear. Goes to his cupboard, empty bottles everywhere. Momma bear decides to cook beans on toast, goes to the pantry, empty bean tins all over the floor, not a bean left in the house. Baby bear thinks "No tea then, I'll listen to a few Frankie Vaughan records", goes to his room, broken cd's everywhere. Daddy bear screams "Who did this?" Just then Goldilocks staggers down the stairs singing, (hic, fart) "Give me the moonlight"
