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WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOG'S INSTEAD OF WIVES

1 The later you are home, the more excited the dog is to see you.

2 Dog's don't notice if you call them by another dog's name

3 Dog's like it if you have a lot of thing's on the floor.

4 A dog's parent's never visit.

5 Dog's agree that you raise your voice to get a point across.

6 You never have to wait on a dog, they're ready 24/7

7 Dog's find you amusing when you're drunk.

8 Dog's like to go hunting and fishing.

9 A dog will not wake you up at night to ask you, " If I died, would you get another dog"

10 If a dog has babies, you can put an add in the paper and give them away

11 A dog will let you put a studded collar on it, without calling you a pervert.

12 If a dog smell's another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.

13 Dog's like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14 If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

FINALLY, THE ULTIMATE TEST OF TRUE LOVE.

Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for half an hour, then open the boot and see who's happiest to see you.
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THE most important thing to add to that list is that dogs will do as they are told and work untill they drop, well...... mine does anyways :party:



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I love to watch dog agility. Thanks for that Taff, is that your dog?
 

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Lois;77416 said:
I love to watch dog agility. Thanks for that Taff, is that your dog?
Aye, thats Dynamite Dai. we've had a cracking season this year but he hasn't got to many left in him as he's 8 now.


it's nearly time for a new puppy and all the hard work that goes with that :)
 

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