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He was a rabbit sales agent in Texas. He was riding here and there and in the evening he got idea, that he should get some girl rabbit.

He went to town and went direct to a joyhouse.

- Good evening mister, how I can help you?
- I like to have a rabbit girl.
- Just now we have not rabbit but we have boa girl.
- Oh no, not boa.

Agent went away but he turned. He thought that he must get what ever.

- OK, here is the key, said landlady.
Thank you and Mr Rabbit went to knock Boa's door.

Boa opened the door and stirred to rabbit. She swallowed suddenly him.
But then she thought that it might be a customer??? OH BOY, sorry!
She vomited the rabit and when the rabbit dropped onto floor, rabbit shouted:

- WOW, you really took me passionately to mouth!

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A valiant effort Finman. The Boa girl took his vein space?
You stretched the meaning ever so slightly got there. Ably assisted by those invaluable assets, the sympathetic listeners.

I'm just guessing, but was the Texan rabbit was called Buck? :toetap05:

I have to say that it beats "The first word in my head" and "Three word story" hands down! You have my vote. :svengo: :)
 

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