Parachute for sale

[Norton]

One parachute for sale - used once - never opened.
Discount price!
Thanks Norton.

 

[victor meldrew]

Question.
A man was found dead in the centre of a field with an unopened parcel! what did the parcel contain?
Answer, Nortons' parachute !!

John Wilkinson

 

[jonbee56]

No no no..
You forgot to add

One parachute for sale - used once - never opened. Small red stain
Discount price!

 

[steve1958]

Bargain Price

No strings attached

 

[monay]

Spam removed.

 

[Norton]

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