new boots

[kennycreed]

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow!"

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"

"Nope", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,

"Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
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[davethegas]

Bit like 2 old ladies talking...Ada says "If I do the washing I look at Berts todger when he's in bed. If it hangs to the left it's gonna rain and if it hangs to the right it's gonna snow" Muriel her mate says "What if it sticks up in the middle?" "Who's gonna wash on a day like that?" says Ada!