I agree with you, I really don't like most of the mass produced labels.
I'm lucky enough to have Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop for my work, so I use those to draw up designs. With only a couple of hives I print my own labels. I have a laser printer, so the ink isn't affected by water - I'd certainly recommend a laser printer if you want to print your own. For the last couple of years I've used paper labels. They were fine, and were less of a problem getting messy with honey, or wet than I'd thought they might be. But nevertheless I'm trying out poly (plastic) labels this year. They're much more durable, but of course they're plastic, and much more expensive. Haven't made up my mind whether to stick with them or go back to paper next year.
If you have an idea for a design, or have seen something that you like, I'd be happy to draw something up for you - just pm me.