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Dec 1, 2008
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The Queen and Dolly Parton both died on the same day and arrived at the pearly gates at the same time.
"Bad news" said St Peter "our quota for today is almost full I can only accept one of you. Give me your reasons why I should choose you."
Dolly Parton Lifted her sweater and said "Surely God would enjoy gazing at his own creation".
The Queen said nothing, she took out a tissue, wiped her nose and flushed the tissue down the loo.
St Peter thought for a moment then said "Come in your majesty, sorry Dolly
but even in heaven

A Royal Flush beats a pair no matter how big they are.
I heared this joke with kenny everett and Freddy mercury,the end being

A royal flush always beats a pair of Queens.

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