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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman went to the Olympic games without any tickets. They all saw the participants going in showing their
implements for their events. The English man thought for a while, went to the fence, took out a spike from the fence, went up to the gate and the gateman said “who are you” he replied,
“SMITH—ENGLAND—JAVELIN”
They let him in.
The Scotsman thought for a while then picked up a manhole cover, walked up to the gate and said.
“MC DONALD—SCOTLAND—DISCUS”
They let him in.
The Irish man thought long & hard, noticed a roll of barbed wire so picked it up, went to the gate and said.
“PADDY—IRELAND—FENCING”
implements for their events. The English man thought for a while, went to the fence, took out a spike from the fence, went up to the gate and the gateman said “who are you” he replied,
“SMITH—ENGLAND—JAVELIN”
They let him in.
The Scotsman thought for a while then picked up a manhole cover, walked up to the gate and said.
“MC DONALD—SCOTLAND—DISCUS”
They let him in.
The Irish man thought long & hard, noticed a roll of barbed wire so picked it up, went to the gate and said.
“PADDY—IRELAND—FENCING”
