Botswana Orphanage, England Team Visit

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The England team was visiting an orphanage in Botswana. “it was very sad and upsetting to see their pathetic, hopeless, forlorn, sad little faces - with no friends, no hope for the future and rejected by their own parents “ said Mutolo aged 6.



Whilst there Robert Green asked if he could cradle new born Jemal Maswinga who was just 4 hours old.

“You goda be ****kin joking said surgeon Muswana Kambanjo this is a tiled floor”



“Anything at all we can do to help” said Don Capello. “We need drugs urgently said Kambanjo” “I’ll have a word with my dad when I get home if you like” said John Terry.



Terry asked the nurse for a date “sorry I’ve only got bananas” she replied “Even better” said Terry.



Little Letingo in a wheelchair had lost both his legs in a mine explosion. “You is all like me” he said looking at Lennon, King, Johnson, Heskey, Defoe and SWP…. “Is it because we is black” said Defoe…. “No im no ****in good at foosball either” said Letingo.
 
Nice one Jim,:smilielol5:

rumour has it that the England team have had to turn down a large sponsership contract with a petfood company, the fans thought that having winalot on their jerseys mite be seen as a pi** take.
 
David Blain has lost his record for staying in a box doing nothing for days on end - to Wayne Rooney
 

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