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Fatally flawed I'm afraid, ..... everybody can see those are female bees, and as such are completely unable to read maps due to their gender !

Anyway, they're holding the chart upside down ! ........... typical ! ;)
 
JCBrum;29088 said:
Fatally flawed I'm afraid, ..... everybody can see those are female bees, and as such are completely unable to read maps due to their gender !

Anyway, they're holding the chart upside down ! ........... typical ! ;)

I didn't write it...............

And in any case females have to hold the map upside down in order to determine if to turn left or right when travelling south..............just the female mind, it's not a fatal flaw..............unlike following the sat nav when it tells you to turn and drive up a river, or when it takes you miles out of the way on a major road instead of a few short miles along an unclassified one.
 
Ha Ha, I set my satnav to employ a female voice, ......

......... which enables me to treat it's instructions with the proper amount of discretion ! :)
 
JCBrum;29092 said:
Ha Ha, I set my satnav to employ a female voice, ......

......... which enables me to treat it's instructions with the proper amount of discretion ! :)
Discretion? contempt ? :boxing_smiley:.

John Wilkinson
 
Funny that - I set mine to a female too - so not having a man tell me what to do. And not an American either...
 
Discretion, John, they just talk rubbish sometimes, but don't realise it .........

....... and there's no point in trying to tell 'em ....

........

..........

............... it's only a satnav, and they never listen to anything you tell 'em anyway :)
 
Frisbee;29129 said:
And then you wonder why.....................

It's the way they're programmed ...............

Garbage in ............... garbage out ............ ;)
 
I'd give up now.

This is just about where you are:-

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:)
 
And you choose to live with one?? Or not:confused:

We sometimes talk rubbish to keep men happy:D
 
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As far as I recall, the film about the Titanic disaster was called .....

" A Night to Remember " ... is that what you had in mind perhaps ? :)

Personally, I have a preference for "Hamlet" Act III, scene II, .....

... " the lady doth protest too much " .......

which, in it's everyday meaning indicates that what she says is hiding her true and opposite desire :) .....

However, in it's original sense of the day, indicated her vows of alliance to her lost soulmate .....

But perhaps your reference is to an accidental meeting with an iceberg .....

But, ... if I am to " go down" ...... it will be with the band playing ...... Jx ;)
 
Heather;29139 said:
And you choose to live with one?? Or not:confused:

yes and no ....

Heather;29139 said:
We sometimes talk rubbish to keep men happy:D

That'll do me ..... It's better than dodgy pics which make your eyes water :)
 
Was having dinner, .... guests gone now .......

Ha Ha, I bet you've been saving that smilie all night :)

Gotta go out again soon and get some cash for tomorrow, - traffics too bad to do it in the morning (monday).
 

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