I've spotted five snuggled into a crack in one log in our woodpile.
I'm leaving them to find the Spring
This one.....poached from another forum..... is for you Karol
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Eeee that were a reet goodun!
If we're talking wasp jokes:
Depressed bloke walks into a pub, orders a pint. Sitting next to him is a sorry looking, battered and bruised wasp with her head in a whiskey! She lifts her head and asks " what's up with you then?"
The bloke looks down into his pint and says "I left my wife this morning with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp! So, why are you so down?" he asks the wasp in return!
"Seems I met your wife this morning!"