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I thought I'd use my 1,000th post on yet another joke......
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A UK squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had happened. The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable. lowlife scum bag who destroyed his country and who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat. good-for-nothing, left wing half-blind Jock, who'd bankrupted his country and Lord Mandelson is a cross dressing idiot.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a lesbian - ugly, mean-spirited and frigid.
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, what about Harriet harman!"
We were in the middle of the road shaking hands when a bus hit us."
Frisbee
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A UK squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had happened. The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable. lowlife scum bag who destroyed his country and who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat. good-for-nothing, left wing half-blind Jock, who'd bankrupted his country and Lord Mandelson is a cross dressing idiot.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a lesbian - ugly, mean-spirited and frigid.
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, what about Harriet harman!"
We were in the middle of the road shaking hands when a bus hit us."
Frisbee
