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    Sold Kit and bees for sale. Giving up beekeeping

    Anno domini and a wife with alzheimers makes it necessary to sell up. FOR SALE IN ONE LOT ONLY NO SPLITTING. Collect only – Shrewsbury SY5. ALL NATIONAL EQUIPMENT worth well over £1,000. Ideal starter kit for a new beekeeper. 2 x complete national hives comprising stand, OMF, brood box, Q/E, 11...
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    Bee labour

    Bee pulls nail out of a wall THIS IS INSANE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8MNCs1qFU :hairpull:
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    Beekeepers year

    Is this attachment useful? Seems a good aide memoir?
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    Demolition call

    Another clean that is an absolute hoot and right up my street when I was a kid, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyfSRq8Uvrs
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    Marketer confounded

    Got a really funny - and clean clip - here http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/
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    Such is Life

    1. "It's so long since I've had s*x, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers 2. "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no s*x life at all." Rodney Dangerfield 3. "S*x is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."...
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    Going to the dogs

    Two Irish nuns have just arrived in Canada by boat. One says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in Canada, we might as well do as the Canadians do." As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yell...
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    Hotel phones

    Subject: How to use hotel phone........... A man checks into a hotel in London while on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth in Albert Street near...
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    Mexican Maid

    The Mexican Maid The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase? 'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The...
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    Fencing

    An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman went to the Olympic games without any tickets. They all saw the participants going in showing their implements for their events. The English man thought for a while, went to the fence, took out a spike from the fence, went up to the gate and the...
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    Prayer for the stressed

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves. Help me to be careful of the toes I step on as they may be connected to the feet I may...
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    Disability

    After retiring, a man went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked to see his driver’s license to verify his age. After looking in his pockets, he realised he’d left his wallet at home. The man explained that he was sorry and that he...
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    Senior citizen

    A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife...
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    Liverpool hooker

    A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they got married, and...
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    Kevin

    A taxi driver picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. The driver replies “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.” She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When...
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    Arthritis

    A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man...
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    Debt repaid

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you...
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    Irish woman of advanced age

    An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's...
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    Crotchless panties

    A frustrated wife buys a pair of in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs. Enough times till her husband says..."Are you wearing crotch less panties?"...
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    Viagra

    Viagra has just been released in powder form. I put some in my tea today. It did nothing for my sex drive but it stopped my biscuits from going soft.
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