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Two chaps out hunting in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly one chap has difficulty breathing & collapses. The other chap panics & phones the Emergency services. "My mate`s collapsed, I think He's dead." "Now calm down" says the operator, we need to be sure". "Wait a minute" says the hunter. All...

Joe's wife is on her deathbed. She says" Joe, there is something for you in the drawer under the bed." He opens the drawer and there is 3 eggs and a wad of cash. Joe asks about the eggs. His wife says" Each time we had crap sex, I put an egg in the drawer as a reminder." Joe thinks "Blimey, 35...

So the 3 bears come home from a walk. " I fancy a beer" says daddy bear. Goes to his cupboard, empty bottles everywhere. Momma bear decides to cook beans on toast, goes to the pantry, empty bean tins all over the floor, not a bean left in the house. Baby bear thinks "No tea then, I'll listen to...

John is down on his luck. Rooting thru the trash he finds a lamp, rubs it & out pops a genie who rewards him with a wish. John chooses luck. He does the lottery & wins, every snooker break pots every ball..so on. one day he meets an indian girl, falls in love. Being of an inquisitive nature he...

Anyone after a bliddy good laugh, try The Bad Beekeepers Club by Bill Turnbull, presenter, strictly come dancing, etc. It catalogues all the disasters he has made as a beek, from squashing queens(3 times !!) to a hilarious chimney extraction. After wading through Hooper, this is a real tonic by...

Guys, I need your opinions good or bad, I respect them all. I am Buddhist by belief, and if I were to be in a position to start a colony of bees and re-queen every year or so, how would I do it without killing the present queen which is imposshble in line with what I believe.Serious answers only...

Sorry folks, following all the threads I can, newbie, but what does KISS stand for? not in acronym list. Also what are the advantages over clipping a Queen against not? Would you clip if you re-queen annually? Sorry to sound like a numbnuts.

Sorry folks, following all the threads I can, newbie, but what does KISS stand for? not in acronym list. Also what are the advantages over clipping a Queen against not? Would you clip if you re-queen annually? Sorry to sound like a numbnuts.

No bees yet, still reading David Cramps manual of beekeeping and phoning about a few courses first. Brace yourselves for yet another barrage of newbie daft questions, but if you dont ask you cannot learn. Great forum.