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  1. Allotment Pete

    Raising Sheep

    Thought I would share this with everybody. A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn’t have...
  2. Allotment Pete

    Mite drop following Oxalic

    Just thought i would share with everyone a photo of my bottom slide in board (under the omf). Did some Oxalic a fortnight ago (thanks go to Scott and Ged) and this is the result. As you can see from the amount of red dots, quite a few Varroa bit the dust. Hopefully that will make my bees a...
  3. Allotment Pete

    Another Toyota joke

    Saw the Prius joke so thought I would share another Toyota one I got sent the other day. Toyota have recalled their Toyota Yaris models because they didn't stop. A spokesman for the company said they were sorry for the delay in issuing the recall but it was only last week they found they...
  4. Allotment Pete

    Frozen Cows

    Here's one that makes me chuckle every time i think of it. A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his Cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues. It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this...
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